[Twilight] Rising Phoenix (Part Four)

For some reason, I forsee this being extraordinary long seeing as I'm probably only a fourth of the way done in terms of plot. :| Funny enough... this'd actually be shorter as an actual multi-chaptered fic, but I can't seem to write those.

If something in here doesn't make you laugh, let me know, because this is really meant to be over-the-top and "lolwhut." That's all, so um... enjoy?

Title: Rising Phoenix (Part Four)
Fandom: Twilight [AU]
Summary: Bella's enjoying her new adulthood, Edward's struggling with his new challenge... and Jacob's hating his inner monologues? Sounds like normal life in Forks to everyone else.
Disclaimer: Leaf and his family are seriously the only things in here that belong to me. o_O; Twilight and all related characters are property of Stephenie Meyer; I'm just borrowing them for a fic that shouldn't derive any profit from it, okay?

( Bella sure loves being eighteen. )