[Kingdom Hearts - Kingdom Chronicles] Christmas Prank

[sunrises]

theskiesabove's Christmas present. ♥ I hope you enjoy it~

Title: Christmas Prank
Fandom: Kingdom Chronicles (next-gen KH roleplay)
Summary: You know, Axel, Christmas is the one day of the year where you aren't supposed to prank Xianthe mercilessly.
Disclaimer: KH, Roxas, Axel, and its concepts belong to Square-Enix and Disney, Prinnies belong to whoever made up Disgaea, and Xianthe belongs to theskiesabove. I just happened to borrow 'em all for a quick story.

Of all the things she had to encounter in Halloween Town, it had to be penguins. Xianthe wrinkled her nose as she knelt down to inspect the penguin that had just tugged at her (thankfully loose) shirt.

"What do you want?"

The penguin stared at her in horror, "I-I didn't mean to insult you, dood, but dood, you've gotta come see this!"

Dood? What kind of drugs were these penguins on these days? Xianthe shrugged, "Do I have to? What's in it for me?"

"Uh..." The penguin actually looked thoughtful for a moment, "We won't ever bother you again, dood?"

"Works for me."

Boy, these penguins were simple-minded. Xianthe grudgingly followed the penguin. Ignoring the confused looks from the local werewolf tribe and trick-or-treaters, she stared at the road before her. Some parts weren't exactly familiar... and was the penguin absolutely sure of where he was going?

This wasn't exactly what she had signed up for. (A wild goose chase, sure: she had nothing better to do.) For a penguin that was native to Halloween Town, it should know the roads! Even the ones that a former leader of the Kanu tribe would never know!

"Where are we going?"

The penguin halted in his tracks, "I-I'm sorryyyyy, doood! They told me to take you hereeeeeee!"

They? What did he mean, they---

"AHA! We've got you now!"

Without warning, snowballs were pelted in her face. Xianthe icily glared at Roxas and Axel from behind all that snow.

"ROxas. Axel. You---"

Roxas silenced her with a simple present. Holding it out in front of her, he beamed, "Merry Christmas! Or as they say in Halloween Town, Trick or Treat."

A present? For her? That was so sweet of them.

Unfortunately for both Roxas and Xianthe, Axel just had to poke the penguin servant, "Oy. Why're you so nervous about me throwing you?"

BOOM.

Staring down at her charred present, Xianthe growled, "AXEL! Now why'd you have to go and blow up the Prinny?"

Axel nervously laughed, but it was too late - Xianthe was already hot on his heels. As Roxas watched the two chase each other, he sighed, "Was it too much to ask for a normal Christmas?"

Surprisingly, another penguin servant answered with an equal sigh, "Apparently so, dood."